Naked News Is Free For a Week! That’s the Naked Truth

September 26, 2014, 3:12 pm

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If by any chance you wanted to try a 7-Day Free Trial of Naked News, the best news channel on any media any where including but not limited to every single major network and cable news outlet. Well, then, this weekend is the time for you. Heck, even I can afford free.

Our friends at Naked News are celebrating another racktastic Versus episode with the girls from Naked News playing billiards without any clothes on. There’s more than cues that need chalking, if you know what I mean. I don’t, but maybe you do. I happen to love these girls from NN, I’m pretty sure you will too.

Check out the hot nekkid news anchors of Naked News playing pool, check out all that Naked News has to offer for free. And, you know, smile life just a little bit wider. Enjoy.

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Angie Heyward Is Naked at the Movies (And Naked News Has a 7-Day Free Trial!)

October 2, 2014, 3:11 pm

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Can I pimp the lovely girls of Naked News enough? Nay, I can not. Everything these girls do simply fills me with wonder. It might have something to do with their award winning personalities. Or the fact they take off all their clothes. You know when Angie Heyward my little ginger cup of tea strips down, I’m going to be watching her talking about the movies.

Check out Angie Heyward Naked at the Movies and see if you don’t feel that same certain happy informed tingle:

And, you must, I mean, you must if you love [Insert Name of Your Beloved Country], love your [Insert Name of Relative You Hold Dear], and love hot nekkid women, GET YOUR FREE 7-DAY TRIAL TO NAKED NEWS. Try it for a week. It will bite, but in a happy way. Enjoy.

Whitney St. John of Naked News Discusses Nekkid Celebrity Photo Hacks, That’s Synergy!

October 15, 2014, 2:49 pm

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I’ve never been able to fully encapsulate the reason why Al Gore invented the Internet, maybe until now. Seeing blonde hottie Whitney St. John of Naked News get nekkid while discussing the entertainment news of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton nekkid photo hacks, well, I just found the kernel. This is surely why we started inter-networking servers around the world. This beautiful flesh filled synergy of entertainment hotness.

Check out Whitney St. John in Her Uncensored Naked News Entertainment Report

While we’re at it, I have beseeched my skin-loving buddies at Naked News to give you blessed Egotastic! readers a one week FREE trial subscription to Naked News. I’m not suggesting that every single one of you get an amazingly rewarding membership to Naked News, just the ones who are intelligent and like to be kept informed daily on the news of the world by nekkid women of the world. The rest of you can stick with your Muscle magazines. I was going to say Sport Fishing magazine, but I have that and love it.

Eila Adams Topless in a BBQ Food Truck Because, Well, Because It’s Naked News Time

October 31, 2014, 12:35 pm

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Of the five things I love in this world, two are grubby food and hot topless women. When you combine the duo, well, it takes on a monumental feeling of tingles all its own. Such is the case with Eila Adams from Naked News exploring the food truck scene without her top on in Toronto. This Naked News video will make multiple spots on your body moist and happy. That sounds so wrong, yet feels so right.

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While you’re at it, consider the wonderful price of FREE for a week long membership to Naked News. I’m not just their pimp, I’m a satisfied customer. Sometimes too satisfied, but then I use a little lotion and the chaffing goes mostly away. Damn the sandwich in that video looks amazing. No offense Eila, but you might be second on my personal menu of unrequited lust. I could be moved to change my mind. Double hotness! Enjoy.

Isabella Rossini Naked News Entertainment Report (Yep, She’s Nekkid and On Point)

November 11, 2014, 2:25 pm

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It’s time for the Naked News weekly entertainment report. Think of it as Entertainment Tonight if Mary Hart had ever answered my prayers and hosted the show nekkid. Never happened. But you can see Isabella Rossini, the fetching anchor on Naked News stripping down and talking Chelsea Handler and Mission Impossible. Now that’s how to get your entertainment news. Sorry, E!, but your time is over.

Check out the Naked News Weekly Entertainment report VIDEO, is it NSFW, so, you know, close the door first. Enjoy.

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December 4, 2014, 10:40 am

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You know I’m a big fan of getting my news from the hot stripping girls of Naked News. I can quite assure you if you step away from the depressing TV news and switch to girls like hot ginger Angie Heyward delivering the days entertainment, sports, and current affairs while baring her stellar body, you will smile approximately ten times harder than before.

For CyberWeek before Christmas, the good folks at Naked News have a once in a I’ve never heard before special offer:

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Birds will chirp, that taco you shouldn’t have eaten last night at 3am won’t burn so bad, and life will generally be more pleasant. Also, your boners will be 29% more potent, though the FDA precludes me from calling that a fact. Do this now. You can thank me later at the after-party. Enjoy.

Whitney St. John With Your Naked News Entertainment Report and a Christmas Offer (VIDEO)

December 11, 2014, 1:16 pm

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Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, I wonder what life would be like if I could get all my news and entertainment reporting from the likes of hot blondes like Whitney St. John removing their clothes while they tell me all the latest celebrity gossip? I used to think about that a lot. Now I just live it with my own Naked News subscription, one you need to get this Christmas for yourself and anybody you call ‘dude’ for the incredibly low price of FREE for 7 Days. Why, yes, that is an affordable price. It’s not much more after the trial period, worth every prurient penny.

In this week’s Entertainment report, Whitney shares with us news including, and most importantly, the existence of a lesbionic Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. Could it be true? Let us wish upon a star and or ogle Whitney’s bare nekkid body while reporting the story. It’s time the news got sexy. Enjoy.

Did I mention Naked News free for 7 Days? You really owe it to yourself and that thing dangling between your legs, no, that other thing, to take a tour.

Eila Adams Strips To Full Frontal Goodness for the Naked News Entertainment Report (And a $4 Offer from Naked News!)

February 18, 2015, 1:50 pm

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Click to See the Free NSFW Entertainment Report from Eila Adams

It’s time. For the Naked News Entertainment report. Wherein blonde hottie Eila Adams brings you all the latest breaking news in the world of entertainment and does so while stripping out of her own clothes right down to nothing. It’s like Inside Edition meets Entertainment Tonight finally meets something finally worth watching. You can get your entertainment news from any number of course, why not choose the sexy naked woman?

As a special to the world, the wicked girls at Naked News are offering a membership to their daily unclothed content offering for just $4 a month. That’s insanely low and something I’ve pushed for them to do once I was dressed myself and able to talk on the phone. I’m weird about that. You should feel weird too if you’re not plunking down a measly four bucks a month to see Eila and all her sweet curvy cohorts taking off their clothes everyday to bring you the news. It is the best thing money can buy for four bucks a month. I only pimp the things I love. Enjoy.

$4 a month, biyatches. It will never be less. Not until Brian Williams reads the Naked News. You don’t need that.

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Naked News Is Full Frontal at the Movies With a Free 7-Day Trial!

March 19, 2015, 12:19 am

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The only thing better than free is nekkid women. Let’s face it. The odds of those two both happening at the same time, well… today, one-hundred percent. To celebrate the vernal equinox, whatever that is, our friends at Naked News are offering a 7-Day Free Trial to Naked News to try out their super fine content service, second only perhaps to NFL football, if it were played by hot nekkid girls as well.

Watch the Naked News Movie Report for Free (Warning, NSFW, So, Yeah, Hot)

What will you see on Naked News. Well, lovely lasses such as Madison full frontal unclad and delivering the day’s latest entertainment news and movie reports for one. I don’t know where you get your movie news from, but if it’s not a wicked hot nekkid young woman, you need to ask yourself an important question, why the heck not?

All the news that’s fit to fap. You really must check out Naked News. It’s Free for One Week, don’t you know. Enjoy.

Eila Adams Unveils Hot Celebrity Properties for Naked News (VIDEO)

March 26, 2015, 8:54 pm

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I’m a serious journalist with various degrees in things we need not delve into, but suffice it to say, I’m not supposed to play favorites in any regard. However, Eila Adams is my favorite unclothed reporter on Naked News. So, there, now, take away my Pulitzer. The cute as as bunny naked hostess for Naked News this weeks brings in the million and billion dollar celebrity real estate homes, so you can be jealous of both her body and how much J-Lo is selling her home for. Trust me, it works.

Check out Eila Adams’ quite naked in NSFW video form HERE.

Naked News continues their 7-Day Free Trial Membership because like me, they are just certain you will love their online offering of fully nekkid talented ladies delivering the days news and sports and entertainment goings-on. It really is the single best way to keep in touch with your world. And some other delicate matters. Check them out. Have fun. Live a little. Go on. Enjoy.

All The News That’s Fit to Print Nekkid, Isabella Rossini Has the Naked News (VIDEO)

April 2, 2015, 9:16 pm

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This Naked News thing really is quite the thrilling visual venture. Get a half dozen or so hot TV hostesses who understand that everything’s better when nekkid, at least when they are, then have them report the entertainment, media, and lifestyle news. So simple, yet, so much damn fun.

See More of Isabella and the Naked Girls of Naked News

In this week’s video you can see brunette sextastic Isabella Rossini stripping down to, well, nothing but her birthday suit, as she takes a tour of some wicked fun vacation rentals around the world. What do alluring nekkid chicks have to do with exclusive mountain top lodgings? Well, only everything. Enjoy.

Not seeing the video? Click HERE to see directly.

Naked News Covers The Avengers and Star Wars, Why Not? (VIDEO)

April 16, 2015, 3:09 pm

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Naked News Just Got... Um, Naked

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you six times now, the nekkid girls of Naked News cover everything worth covering in the news. And they do it naked. Hence, the name you know. This is the big time of year just prior to big summer blockbuster movie season. As you know, I purchased my Age of Ultron tickets back in 1974 so I’m good for that. Star Wars is coming out in December and many more big pictures in between.

See Naked News Anchor Madsion Running Down the Big Blockbuster Movies of 2015 (NSFW Caution)

You could read about them on boring sites like IMDB or RottenTomatoes, but why not get them from Madison, who’s a cute brunette who removes her clothes with the best of the newscasters, actually, the best. When the hot anchors on Fox and weather girls at local stations start taking their clothes off, please let me know that too. You really must join this party. The funbags are hopping. Enjoy.

OSU Library Girl Kendra Sunderland Tries Out for The Naked News! (VIDEO)

April 28, 2015, 1:12 pm

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I love it when worlds collide. Especially when one world is Kendra Sunderland of the infamous Oregon State University busted for diddling in the library fame, and the other is the Naked News, the premiere online destination for getting your news on with naked female news anchors. It’s like Brian Williams, if he was young and hot and a girl and naked and didn’t make stuff up so much. So so much better.

We got word that Kendra Sunderland was trying out to be a Naked News TV host and asked, and or begged, if we could get a glimpse of her onscreen audition. I can’t speak to her teleprompter skills, but WATCH THE KENDRA SUNDERLAND AUDITION VIDEO (NSFW) and you’ll note what she lacks in on-camera experience, she more than makes up for with one crazy co-ed nekkid body. I mean, wow. The news is good once again. Enjoy.

Naked News on Hot Concept Cars, It’s Wheelz! (VIDEO)

May 13, 2015, 11:46 am

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Hint: Andrea's Undies Do Not Stay On Long

Do you happen to love the latest news on the fasters new concept and showcase cars from the world’s leading performance automakers? How about when the news is brought to you by the lovely stripping nekkid anchors of Naked News? Yep, I thought so. Cars and hot girls have gone together since cars were first invented. I’m not sure what hot girls rolled around on before cars, but probably whatever the rich dudes were driving.

Check out the latest NSFW episode of Naked News: Wheelz!  to see Andrea Sully baring her healthy blonde news anchor body to start your own engines. It really is the superior way to get your news, entertainment, and fast super car reports. Nobody leave Naked News uniformed.

The good unclothed girls at Naked News are also offering a 7-Day Free Trial subscription to Egotastic! Readers because they know you will love their product. I’m a big fan. But, I do happen to like all things sextastic models and striptease. Perhaps your prefer pottery. No judging. Enjoy.

Eila Adams Strips to the Undercarriage for the Latest Edition of Wheelz on Naked News (VIDEO)

May 28, 2015, 12:31 pm

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If you’re like me, you like your women like you like your cars. Asian and economically priced. I’m kidding! Kind of. The point is, there’s nothing second closest to a man’s heart than his set of wheels.  Hot girls and hot cars have gone together since the invention of both, or either. The teenaged boy brain is only wired for these two pursuits. And that doesn’t change much with age.

This week’s installment of Wheelz on Naked News features the blessedly blonde hot Eila Adams keeping viewers up to date on the latest news in all things vroom vroom and super fast, as well as revealing her own set of vroom vrooms, which is why Naked News is the best television not on television.

Check out the latest edition of Wheelz featuring Eila Adams on Naked News. It’s cars, it’s nekkid girls, and it’s just fun. Enjoy.

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December 8, 2015, 9:12 pm

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July 15, 2016, 3:20 pm

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You know I love the girls of Naked News. I don’t mean like a man loves his dog, more like a man loves his wife. Well, like he loves his dog but acts it out with his wife. That’s kind of like the perfect combo. Those naked news-bearing hotties at NN float my info-tainment boat. You get all the news thats fit to fap to. Sports, entertainment, social, business, auto, and the list goes on and on. And then the loveliest newscasters get naked. It’s genius. It’s beyond genius, it’s Zen.

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July 29, 2016, 7:38 pm

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You’ve tried the rest, now try the best. Gene Simmons is probably already filing his lawsuit against me. But Mr. Skin truly is one of the best online sextastic celebrity premium sites on the web. Make that the best. And with these lifetime, no rebills ever deals, it’s a super sweet deal.

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The News Is Better Naked – And on Super Sale

September 3, 2017, 7:00 am

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We’ve always thought the news would be an easier pill to swallow if it was administered by sexy women doing a slow striptease, but Naked News beat us to the punch – and right now, you can have full access to the “news with nothing to hide” for a mere $4/month in honor of Labor Day. That’s a huge steal, considering it’s normal price – you get access to a full year’s worth of nude news, entertainment, nerdiness, and even yoga for less than $50. After all, a holiday weekend is no reason not to stay informed, folks. So what are you waiting for? Get this deal before it disappears!

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October 6, 2017, 3:15 pm

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It’s the freakin’ weekend, folks, and we have a great deal for you! You’ve heard of Naked News – the “news with nothing to hide” – and they’re offering a special deal for our readers this weekend: An introductory month for just $5. L

Let’s face it, watching the news is normally dry, but Naked News certainly isn’t. They will give you the scoop on current events, entertainment, games, and so much more! A deal like this is rare, so jump on it – get complete access to Naked News for just $5! 

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